phone text messages

Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make me cum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!

I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!

This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it, i i l i lo i lov i love i love y i love yo i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!

If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!

Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse!

There was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together.

A mans ocupation is to stick his cockulation up a wommens ventulation to increase the population of the younger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!

Love me tender love me sweet, put your lips around my meat,watch me smile watch me grin, wacht me cum run down yor chin!!

Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good

When u open this mssg,a sexvirus has trasferred trough ur thumb to ur brain and is just fuckin a mite in ur ear...U like it ′cos u smile...

I can't wait to f*ck you...on your couch, on your bed, in your shower, on your kicthen counter... The things I am going to do to you..."

At this very moment 0.35% of the population are having sex.And what r u doing?Pluckin with ur phone!!GET A LIFE!!!!!

I'm wearing nothing but this phone.

Mommy's been bad and needs a spanking.

hey baby, just got my results- we're good to go!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I want to pick up, but have no clue.

My finger tips are lightly stroking your entire body leaving a fuzzy & warm sensation. But of course you have to be with me for it to happen!

What's the definition of be? In my bed!

If u cry,I cry..If u laugh,I laugh..If ur happy,I am too..If ur sad,I am too..if ur horny,call me!

i like ur style...i like ur class..but most of all i like ur ass..

last night i wanted you, i needed you so badly it hurt, i wanted to taste you, wanted you in me to work you magic on me...but i couldnt find you...

if I had a penny everytime I thought of u..I'd still miss u but at least I'll be rich!

There's a sweet couple & it's me & you. There you go. I was sweet. Now let's go to bed. I'm horny!

You mean the world to me.. and I can't afford it!

God offered me a raise for loving you but I refused. I'm already making a high wage + sex 7 times a week. No job can beat that!